{"product_id":"smart-pills","title":"\"Smart Pills\" are the perfect cure for stupidity.","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTake two and call us in the morning...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy dad told me this joke when I was 10 years old, and it's stuck with me ever since: two kids are walking in the woods when one sees something that looks like chocolate drops on the ground. \"What are those?\" he asks. \"They're smart pills,\" says the other kid, \"if you eat them they'll make you smarter.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The first kid says, \"Really?\" He picks up a couple and throws them down the hatch. \"They taste like rabbit droppings\" he says, spitting them out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"See, you're getting smarter already.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDISCLAIMER: \"Smart Pills\" are just breath mints and have no medicinal value whatsoever. They contain sugar, but are not irony free. They are, unfortunately, ineffective against ignorance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e N.B. Each order contains four vials, with approximately 100 mints total. U.S. orders only – we can't imagine the puzzlement at customs in, say, Singapore.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Old's Cool","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42477192282289,"sku":"SMARTPILLS","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4533\/files\/O_ACADEMYSMARTPILLSHERO_088d1c9a-a63b-4f5b-b2df-b00094ea5e7a.png?v=1778624186","url":"https:\/\/oldscoolacademy.com\/products\/smart-pills","provider":"Old's Cool Academy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}