The Official "Wiseacreage" Handbooks


$ 19.99

Wicked smart, slyly wise, and wonderfully witty.

WISEACREAGE is a brand-new three-handbook set (Handbook, Blue Book, and Guide Book), and our best attempt so far at a practical how-to guide to a rebellious but sane, proactively un-lousy life – it's filled with wisdom, old-school basics, heroes, poetry, tricky trivia, and wit.

Tailor made for recalcitrants and kings (and queens), these cheeky handbooks are a terrific gift to celebrate Dads and Grads. A boyfriend's birthday. Your favorite Valentine. Father's special day. Boss moms anytime. 

A steal at $19.99

Summer Special: use coupon code "FREESHIPPING"

You'll get a lot more than you bargained for.

Each set contains a HANDBOOK, GUIDE BOOK, and BLUE BOOK, beautifully belly-banded and gift-wrapped.

• 60+ pages each. 

• Handy 3 1/2" x 5 1/2" size so you can carry them anywhere

• Rugged and reliable 80 lb protective and minimalist cover.

• Poetry, quotes, stories, delicious listicles, recalcitrance, DIY, how-tos, fun.

• Way better than an Ivy-League diploma in your pocket.

Proudly Made in the USA.

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Ken Ostrand
Love it when you quote Horace.

You ARE a gem! And widely read, too; I DO appreciate that.

Keep your humor, and drivel, coming!

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Lisa Rider
I love your writing!

Thank you for the wit and wisdom.

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Richard Ruesch
An education in wit

I am not sure when, or the circumstances that happened, that I have come to know you, but I am heartily glad, in and out of the box, any box, that I did! (You and) Your written stories easily fit in my head (hat size, 8 1/4) and before I forget, thanks for the picture of you and Cate, she's beautiful with her happy smiley face. Your books fit neatly (perfectly by width) in one of the cavities of my writing/reading desk; there is room for more, hopefully forthcoming over time. From time to time, I reach for one, any one, open it at random and start to read or reread... please more, please.

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Emily Westlake
I bloody love this!

I bloody love this from the article about Cate to the Jabberwocky to Camus.
I’ve shared it with my soon to graduate daughter, with a promise that I’ll behave at her graduation dinner…
Love from England – delighted to read such correct and fabulous use of our language.

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UT
Winning the war of words

"How's the Cow"? is as "old as the hills". Love it.

"Sallow liberals squawking in a state of clueless ecstasy ". Great subtle points in these books. Poor Calais . You scared the piss out of him. Like the helicopter pilot in "And Justice for All" to Al Pacino.

Guide Book I think is one of your best. Your writing style is captivating and magical. I learn every time I read your stuff and I think you know you are teaching as you write.

Again great work.